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Tax Return for a Difficult Year
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A Few Disclaimers
Our Bodies, Our Shelves
The Works of George W. Bush
Lonely Planet Master Guide
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A Modern Ulysses
By Gillian Block

Another episode of "Futurama":
I will watch it tirelessly,
dauntlessly,
courageously.

The fifth glass of wine:
I will drink it valiantly,
uncompromisingly,
resolutely.

——

Gillian Block is good at crosswords. She wishes she could play the harmonica. She is afraid of "The Monster Mash," and she likes breakfast in the evening. She is the creator of Fishman Comics.