CURRENT TOPIC: "A Toast to Failure"

Submit your best Fact or Fiction story celebrating failures big and small.

Deadline: August 1, 2009.

The best Fact and Fiction pieces will run in early September. There may well be prizes.

To enter our current story contest (or to take an ill-fated stab at any of our former ones), email your work in some reasonable digital format to editor at thefoghornmagazine dot com.

In the interest of fairness, please do not include your name on your submission.

Contests Rules:

1. Please submit your work as an attachment, emailed to editor at thefoghornmagazine dot com.

2. Please make sure that you DO NOT include your name in the attachment. Let's face it - we like some of you more than others, and this helps level the playing field.

3. Your entries will be judged by the Editor and a panel of her composition. All entries must be received by the deadline.